LJ Idol: Week Ten - "You're So Vain: I Bet You Think This Post Is About You"

You are the reason I have such a hard time trusting other women.

If I weren’t already in love and married, I think I could totally fall for you.

I have no faith in your ability as a priestess. You have no business pretending to be one.

I wish I looked like you.

I’m glad I don’t look like you.

Rule #1 for being invited back to my house – don’t flirt with my husband while you’re here.

Really, your penis was not that big. Or all that fun. And for the record – I totally faked it.

I wish you had more faith in yourself.

I wish I could tell you how you smell.

Watching how you live your life makes me feel a tad bit better about my own sometimes.

You are not that good of a writer.

It’s really hard to watch you self-destruct but I don’t know what I can do about it.

Even though I don’t necessarily like you as a friend, I totally respect and admire you and wish you nothing but the best.

I wish I had met you twenty years ago.

I wish I had never met you at all.

*** This is my Week 10 entry in therealljidol. This week's topic was "You're So Vain: I Bet You Think This Post Is About You." I would love to hear what you thought about it, and would appreciate your vote when the time comes. Thanks for reading! ***